Sign At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
Sign On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
Sign In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
Sign On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
Sign At an Optometrist's Office :
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."